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Cooper Vane

from Vector 23 by Joseph Airport

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Aeronautical triage
Keeps paddle perpendicular
To fuselage
When the craft is in flight

Aft stairs held tight
Not to be opened en route
(If not simply bolted outright)

Crew is grounded for the
Cooper vane installation
Spring-loaded ventral stairs
Designed for hijack cancellation

Aerodynamic wedge
Mandated by the FAA

Denying it would be obtuse
You have to embrace all reports
Submitted by the experts
Go and train the vane
Reform air travel with your refrain

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from Vector 23, released March 6, 2022

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"Vector 23 is full of driving post-punk ... Bowie-inflected art rock ... and, at least to one listener, shades of Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd." —MAGNET Magazine

"... An eccentric, zany little album whose catchy tunes and peculiar lyrics can put a grin on your face." —The Fire Note
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